A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
  • Them: look
  • Me: I saw that already
  • Me: Did you hear about the attacker eating the victim's face in Florida?
  • Mom: Omg
  • Me: Did you hear that? That's the sound of zombies moaning on the way to Canada
  • *1 hour later*
  • Mom: What do you want for dinner?
  • Me: HUMAN FLESH

ambedo n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life

sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

sebmoran:

i’d like to thank tumblr

for being able to bring up tags i used once, a year ago, and haven’t even glanced at since

and never keeping the tags i use every FUCKING DAY

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

  • BRB TRYING TO PIECE MY LADY BITS BACK TOGETHER
  • UNF
  • This man has ruined my life. Entirely. I’m done. I’m SCREWED.
  • -dead on the floor-
  • Red velvet
  • Everyone was talking about the fetus. I was focused on that tag.
  • Now I must go to work and flail at Ashley about this.
  • Never put clothes on.
  • Ect ship names
  • Ruined me. You have utterly ruined me. Ruined every other man in the world. So fuck you sir. Fuck you and the train you came on.

(Source: demonicrosebush)

Reblog so people know who you are

Name: Mandi somethingruther
Tumblr Name: but-renner
Nickname(s): mandi, grimm, mouse, short-stuff, jerk…
Birthday: may 26th. (=DDD)
Relationship Status: hahahaha. no. you’re joking right?
Random fact about you: I’m going to San Diego for Comic-Con this year =D

(Source: mstrueimage)

sinisterlava:sweetscottishcherub:

i just

really like it when men push their sleeves up

or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows

i mean i really like it

really

#an accurate post

mothernaturenetwork:

Photo of the day: Red pandas settle in for a lofty snooze
A pair of red pandas sleep on May 22, straddled across a wooden log inside their enclosure at the Beijing Zoo — a well-regarded zoological research center that specializes in the breeding of endangered animals — in China’s capital city.